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One of a Series of April Fools' Day Articles Posted on bonsaiTALK 'Three Strikes' Rule for Mallsai Retailers
But if they are caught for a third time in 12 months they will be arrested and will face heavier penalties, which may include a caution that could be held against them if they go to court for other offences. Repeated arrests would lead to a charge. The policy will be outlined in Blackpool today at a national conference organised by the Association of Chief Police Officers.
Under the plans, vendors who refuse to hand over trees will also be arrested. Chief constables are expected to ratify the guidelines next month. They will come into force when the Home Office reclassifies the sale of mallsai from Class B to Class C in the Misuse of Oriental Arts Act.
Possession of inferior bonsai is not normally an arrestable offence, but David Plunkett, the Home Secretary, has agreed to give the police some powers to detain the worst offenders.
Possessing anything up to 3 mallsai — considered enough for any law abiding individual — will be accepted as being for personal use. However, anyone openly selling mallsai in front of a police officer will be arrested, as would an operator selling mallsai near children.
Randall Haiman, a deputy assistant commissioner at Scotland Yard, said yesterday that the guidelines would give the police sanctions that can be increased to discourage the sale of inferior bonsai product. This article is a bogus news item that appeared on the bonsaiTALK website on April 1, 2004 as a celebration of April Fools Day, 2004. It does not reflect actual events. Print Friendly Version Print Page Discuss this Article on bonsaiTALK |