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Paranormal Bonsai

Traditional bonsai exhibits require the exhibited bonsai and the viewer to occupy identical coordinates in the space-time continuum.  After numerous discussions with the occupants of this planet and others, I predict that the future of bonsai will involve remote viewing, enabling the bonsai to be observed and appreciated simultaneously by everyone in the multidimensional plane. We often discuss the presentation of bonsai in traditional terms. A display hall is rented, trees are lugged in and assembled into displays, notices are printed, and spectators arrive, if it is convenient for them to do so.  Where this system falls short is that it requires the geographic and temporal proximity of the would-be participants, which is often logistically impossible in practice. I believe that this science of traditional display is sorely outdated. Imagine taking bonsai to the next step, which would enable the display of bonsai, as they were meant to be seen, by everyone, everywhere.

Click on this image to enlarge Stare at it for one one full minute. Then close your eyes and observe PARANORMAL BONSAI Can paranormal bonsai be appreciated by remote viewing? They can and are being shown this way already. Click on the image above and stare closely for one full minute.  Close your eyes and you will experience remote viewing for yourself.  Now, go out and observe your own collection to determine which of your trees are appropriate for remote viewing.  Granted, not all the trees  the criteria of paranormal bonsai; only a few pass the test, but the unique perspective of viewing a bonsai remotely is exciting! When interviewed by the author concerning paranormal bonsai activities, a popular bonsai artist remarked, "While I always had appreciation in the terrestrial plane in mind when I create a bonsai, I don't like to limit myself to a single plane of existence.  In the end I found that the multidimensional experience that paranormal bonsai affords makes my bonsai more universally appealing."

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